Fame at last

Fame at last! Duncan was flying out on holiday and picked up a copy of Canal Boat magazine. Later, in jet lagged confusion, he seemed to think that a photo on the front cover reminded him of someone ...
And so it was that a little 3 by 2 inch photo of John and Duncan inspecting one of the narrow boats at the Birmingham Boat Show appeared on the cover of the April edition of a national magazine.
Was it the two handsome men who caught the eye of the photographer? Was it that we look like typical boating types? Was it the delicate but professional way that John inspected the water hatch? I don't know - but now we are cover boys. Why do I hear such hollow laughter from our wives? I'l contact my agent ....